Microscope Cards for instant bacteria, blood cell, sperm counts

Another interesting development from the portable science front…

If you’ve ever wanted to check your sperm count on the fly, these Microscope Cards are tiny, portable, and magnify from 500 to 1000 times whatever you choose to put inside.

As you can see from the picture, all you have to do it drop in your microscopic sample, seal it, and hold it up to the light like a plasma kaleidoscope. Share your new-found discoveries with others without having to carry around some clunky gear, and prove on the spot that you’re as virile as you act.

Get the Microscope Cards in the Online Shop