Over the last couple of years there has been an explosion in face-shaping tools and other life accessories that claim to help you change your body (or just your butt) through simple means.
While exploring shops the other day I came across the Calorie Breath, a device that claims that if you use it once a day for five minutes (30 times each session) you will exercise your stomach and get thinner.
I like the approach, but mostly because of the box graphics. Instead of putting on a thin, sexy girl that no one really believes this product will make the user into, they opted to put on an image of a woman to scare people into buying it.
Why stop at five minutes per day? Simply make a mouthpiece that offers easy breathing, but prevents the user from snacking. Guaranteed to keep the pounds off!
Michael is CEO and Co-Founder of the 
Oh my god, that woman is so ugly! I would never buy that product becuse she is so scary…
honestly, the gimmicks never end! If blowing through that will make you thin, then maybe playing a saxophone or trumpet will give you an ever better workout.
Oh my goodness…this is my husband’s favorite random gadget in the JR Shopping Magazine…