God-Cleaner for cleaning feet, not Gods

Christ may have washed the feet of his disciples, but who’s to return the favor? Enter God-Cleaner, the revolutionary (?) system for not only clean feet, but a clean body. Basically, it’s a footbath detox system (with dubious claims) like many others on the internet these days. We spotted this ad out on a sidewalk near Ebisu Station.

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The God-Cleaner claims to clean your body through your feet by ionizing the water to “draw out” the toxins from your body. The brown water is the proof…unless it’s actually caused by corrosion of the electrodes used for ionization (likely). That, and the fact that (as far as I know) you can’t excrete toxins through your skin.

Of course, we were far more interested in the funny ad than anything. We still take normal baths around here.

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God-Cleaner homepage

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